Scary Search Words

Finally checked my site stats. I’m doing ok for a new site. I am a bit worried about the search terms people are using to get here though. I know that I write erotica/porn, along with horror, poetry, and a blog. I however do not write anything described in some of these search terms. I’m going to sleep now, feeling quite perplexed.

 

daddy good girl wet panties gently fingers I think this person was looking for porn, and my site was not what they expected. Also I’m a little worried about who this person is.

hermit crab slow sad This actually could be a poorly written summary of my blog about hermit crabs.

vagina wurds I suggest you start with spellcheck before you get into the thesaurus

nina potts You found me! Good job!

there’s a spider in the bathroom and i lost track of it Its probably in your pillowcase, waiting to hug your face with its 8 legs while you sleep.

grand daddy long legs The grandfather of that spider you lost track of.

“anne rice” pony I follow her on facebook, I’m fairly certain she doesn’t have a pony.

kids wearing thongs in public I sincerely hope you mean the shoes, also known as flip flops. Otherwise, I hope you end up on To Catch A Predator.

sexo kids teen ninã dad Does To Catch A Predator have a Spanish version?

ninapotts.com+dancing I do love dancing, so this is appropriate.

is hugh hefner really as boring as he seems? I follow him on Twitter, he’s pretty cool.

i am a christian lesbian into bdsm Good for you, might I suggest the St. Andrews Cross?

dad has dog fuck mom I have no beastiality on my site, please stop looking.

dog fart family sex See note above. There is also no incest porn here either. Stop.

nina poop this you will not find on a search engine, but in my toilet. That is not an invitation to come to my house and take things from my toilet.

daddy long legs in ohio Ok, if the spider isn’t in your pillowcase, maybe it moved to Ohio?

ninapotts.com+insomnia I don’t know if this insomnia you speak of. Just like I’m not writing this blog at 5 AM.

ninapotts.com+dance-your-ass-off I hope this counts as a copywrite or patent for my newly invented workout.

nina from kink I’m actually from Arizona. Kink sounds interesting though, where is that?

animals_ erotika pony I don’t approve of molesting animals. Though I hear they do in Tijuana. I will never visit there, so please don’t ask.

nena galloway potts for sale This is not me, and I am definitely not for sale.

“she smacked the bare” floor

ninapotts.com+dyao Again, a brilliant way to start a new workout regime

nina pott playboy If this is Hugh Hefner trying to find me, I totally accept.

funny dirty ecards some e cards should really get the credit for this one

child rice porn I don’t even…. gross.

migraine aftercare bdsm I’m sorry to this person, I have no solutions for migraines after BDSM.

basic tenet of bdsm To summarize, I want to hurt you, not harm you.

what to dress for public sex No underwear is a good start.

im a sore winner I should have limbered up first.

ninapotts.com+footloose A classic movie, a great blog, where could this go wrong?

never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option nina Quote made by me, so stop saying its from Mark Twain unless you have in print proof printed before 2002, when I said this.

Oh god editing

I’m procrastinating. I have many many stories to post, but all need editing, and I really don’t want to. It’s my least favourite part. So Dianne is doing it for me. Which worries me, since right now everything is well, porn. So here’s our conversation (currently going on) about my worries and her thoughts (on this already shiny 6:30 am day).

Me: “Babe”

Dianne: “ugh whljml”

Me: “You read that story earlier right, did it make you uncomfortable? Did you think that thats what I want and we don’t always do that?”

Dianne: “uncomfortable? It made me gooey. I was having trouble editing because of all the sex, the sex was distracting”

Me: “Well, I was just worried that you would read that and think its what I want when its just stories”

Dianne: “Do you want me to get zip ties and tie you to a pole”

Me: “No. Do you think Anne and Stan Rice got a carriage of people ponies like she wrote about. Maybe just tried it out for a week or two?”

Dianne: “No”

Me: “Ok, because you know I tell you when I want something, usually when I’m naked”

Dianne: “Ta da, vagina”